weddings
Move over dull and duplicated ceremonies - there's a new epic and individual approach in town - and she's got a Classics degree!
That's right, in keeping with all the feminist retellings on your bookshelves, with me you'll have the magic of a fresh approach grounded in millennia of storytelling (but don't worry - I look quite good for my age!)
the process
So, you’ve booked me as your celebrant. Firstly – well done!
But what happens next?
We have a proper in-person meeting so that:
a) you can see that despite my tall personality I’m only 5ft 4.
And b) we can chat in lots more detail about you and your story over a cup of tea – or a glass of wine.
I’ll get you to speak about everything and anything; How you met. What love looks like to you. What you want your guests to feel.
We’ll have several of these, until – armed with a wealth of words and stories – I’ll go into my writing den and emerge with a draft ceremony, written 100% from scratch.
This wings its way to you for several reviews, until we land on something pretty close to perfect.
Neanwhile, I’m in touch with your other suppliers so we can work together – like a good old-fashioned Greek chorus – to sing in harmony on the day itself.
Cue showtime. The actor in me has been waiting in the wings, ready to deliver the ceremony with extra sparkle (at no extra cost).
With a big old grin and a big warm hug, I’ll be waiting at the end of the aisle beaming with pride and excitement, and ready to share your legendary love story.
the price
If I could feast on love alone, I would do this all for free, because it's genuinely such an honour to be invited into your story.
But alas, a girl's gotta eat - and so, my fee starts from £795 which includes:
- all the meetings we'll have (incl. travel)
- help choosing readings (I have SO many thoughts!)
- support on vow-writing
- a totally bespoke wedding script
- wedding day travel costs (within 90 mins each way)
- a commemorative physical & digital copy of the script
This can be paid in two 50% instalments or one big batch
The only extras might include long-distance travel, accessories for any ceremony elements or additional speech-writing support, but I’ll always be super up front about these
So, if you're ready to upgrade your wedding to the stuff of legends, then I'd love to go on that epic journey with you.
Ceremonies also available in (rusty) ancient Greek.